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White Trash Sex Coupons

$6.00

These 44 different hilarious orange and white tear-off coupons guarantee a trashy good time! The backs of each coupon feature one of 7 drawings including a rusted-out abandoned car, a "sexy" and hairy man, a trailer, a "sexy" smoking woman, or crushed beer cans.

Get the sweet tea from the icebox, honey, because things are about to heat up around here.

Use this coupon the next time you get out of jail-I know how horny you get.

Redeem this coupon when you want it fast and hard-let's make that trailer rock!

Meet me behind the 7-11 for a quickie-if you're really good, I'll buy you a beer afterward.

With this coupon, you will tear yourself away from working on your dirt-track racing car and do me in the back seat.

With this coupon, I'll dress in your favorite leopard-skin lingere and make like a wild thing.

This coupon is good for a night of hot sex, just the two of us, no cousins, sisters, mothers, or dogs allowed.

I think about you all day at work - pick me up behind Denny's when I get off and I'll show you what I want to do to you.

Redeem this coupon when you want to try something daring and new - like making love with the TV turned off.

With this coupon, let's do it under the moon and stars - meet me on the mattress in the back of your pick-up.

Quickie coupon: Good for a boob flash.

Redeem this coupon when you want me to show you a new use for corn dogs.

This coupon is good for as much kick-ass sex as we can fit into one night... before the cops show up.

This coupon is good for a big night at the Holiday Inn, clean sheets and everything - meet me at the employee's entrance, I'll sneak you in.

Redeem this coupon when you're aching to try out your latest idea from the Jerry Springer Show.

Carry me off to the cabbage-palm swamp and back me up against a tree trunk, baby.

Redeem this coupon when you want some hot and nasty trailer park sex.

This coupon is good for a long, wet kiss that's sweeter'n a carton of Little Debbies.

Redeem this coupon when you want me to go joy ridin' in your Chevelle - you know how your big stick shift turns me on.

With this coupon I'll prove to you that my big mouth is good for more than just talkin' trash.

Present this coupon when you want me to show you a new way to crush a beer can.

Quickie coupon: Drop your drawers, honey, it's time for a quickie.

With this coupon, I want you to pick me up on your motorcycle - I'm dying to feel something powerful between my legs.

This coupon is good for one new piercing on the body part of your choice.

With this coupon I'll let you cover my body with Cheez Whiz, and lick it off.

Let's go skinny-dipping - I love to get wet (and it's about time we had a bath).

With this coupon, I'll make you so happy you just wanna lay down and scream.

Redeem this coupon when you're in the mood for a little "professional wrestling".

Let's go out tonight and et racy, honey - I've got the keys to the tractor.

Lordee, I'm feeling a little creaky - how about a lube job?

Present this coupon when you want to get kinky with those bungee cords in the back of your truck.

This coupon is good for one romantic picnic in the woods - you bring the pork rinds,
I'll bring the beer.

With this coupon, let's experiment with that new turkey baster.

This coupon is good for another trip to the tattoo parlor, where you get to pick my new tattoo design and where to put it.

Well slap my thigh, did you know there's more than two positions? Redeem this coupon and I'll learn you something new.

Quickie coupon: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

With this coupon, let's look at my brother's favorite dirty magazines.

Meet me after the NASCAR races - I want to get your hot rod revved up.
with this coupon, I'll let you shave my back.
Redeem this coupon when you're in the mood for some beer, boobs, and rock 'n' roll.

This coupon is good for one Saturday night - in the parking lot at Wal-Mart.

Present this coupon when you want me to bring my cute butt over and park it in your lap.

With this coupon, I'll give you a view that will make you hotter'n a hound dawg in hell.

Round up some fried baloney, potato chip sandwiches, chitterlings, souse, wine in a box, beer in plastic cups, lil' Smokies, and Twinkies - it's party time!

Crack open a cold PBR - it's time to get nekkid!

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